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Badawi Pwned Us

December 11, 2007

Whoever said Abdullah Ahmad Badawi is “Mr. Nice Guy” is obviously a lousy judge of character.
60% of us voted for his coalition for the last elections, and were obviously taken in by his promises (Btw, 60% of total votes is enough to get you 90% of seats in Parliament. Go figure).
He promised to clean out corruption.
He promised to listen to us, to work with him, and not for him.
Well, we got pwned. Pwned so hard that to remove him from power is harder than hitting the lottery.

Today, Badawi has corrupted the Federal Constitution. He pushed through an amendment that allowed the Election’s Commission chairman to retire at 66 instead of 65. The amendment was unanimously accepted and passed. 189 BN Morons of Parliament (MP) had no objections to this, while 16 other opposition Members of Parliament (MP) walked out in protest of the arrest of 26 Bersih petitioners who wanted to hand in a memorandum objecting to this amendment.
Some of you are asking, so what? It’s just a stupid amendment. Why not just let them pass the law? Well, to extend the age of retirement is fine. But to extend the age of retirement of the current Election’s Commission chairman is not bloody fine! In fact, extending the age of this particular individual brings no obvious positive effect on the country in the long run, so why is our constitution being treated like toilet paper? Just 3 days ago, Abdul Rashid Abdul Rahman showed he doesn’t deserve to be EC chairman when he let slip that no other regime is capable of running the country. Do you have any confidence over this person’s independence? Are these the words and behavior of a person who is supposed to remain independent?

Read the Bersih petition on the constitution amendment.

Badawi said he has big ears? Sure, maybe he does, but he needs to get Jeanne to clean out the astronomical piece of earwax which has built up.

So now, Badawi’s plans to dominate the next elections are nearly complete.
Any dissent will be crushed by Musa Hassan the IGP, and whoever is arrested will be prosecuted by Abdul Gani Patail the Attorney-General.
Election rules will be amended in favor of Barison Nasional, and he has Abdul Rashid Abdul Rahman, the EC chairperson to help him. So, redraw constituencies, transfer voters around, just make sure BN wins.
Then get the media to print all the feel-good stories about the country, and start conning people on how good the Barison Nasional government is, how we respect each Malaysian yada yada yada.
Maybe he can also arrest a few opposition leaders and put them in the ISA, and let the elections run without them.

Shit. Our country is really in deep shit. You might as well declare this country a dictatorship already, and declare elections as a frivolous waste of money.

Scumbag.

Other ppl who have a problem with Badawi today:
Incredulity (Tony Pua)
A Lulu Song Dedication To Our Promise Breaking Prime Minister (What A Lulu)
Blackest day for Parliament in 50 years (Lim Kit Siang)
Tian dragged from car (Elizabeth Wong)
Mr PM, Please Read the UN Declaration of Human Rights (desiderata-ylchong)
Dewan Rakyat Passes Constitution (Amendment) Bill 2007. Sixteen Opposition MPs Stage Walkout (The Malaysian)
Uneasy lies the head that wears a crown (Ktemoc Konsiders…)
Take Back The Streets; Take Back the Government; Take Back the Country (ghostline)

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