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Working For Badawi Will Make You Filthy Rich!

May 9, 2008

Have you ever wondered how much the Prime Minister and his cabinet ministers earn a year? Certainly no more than RM250K per year right, not counting all the ‘benefits’ that they receive from businesspeople and lobbyists?

Something I read yesterday made me think a bit and perhaps reconsider my anti-BN and anti-government stance:

An opposition MP has revealed that the government is paying a total of RM1.14 million each year to Petronas adviser Dr Mahathir Mohamad and two advisers to Prime Minister Abdullah Ahmad Badawi.

According to Zulkifli Noordin (PKR-Kulim Bandar Baru), Mahathir - who is also the ex-premier - is being paid RM180,000 per year while Abdullah’s advisers Shahrizat Abdul Jalil (women and social development affairs) and Abdul Hamid Othman (religious) received RM404,726 and RM549,675 respectively.

The figures were revealed in two separate parliamentary written replies to Zulkifli from the premier earlier this week.

Wow! A retired person whose only advise is for Badawi to quit gets a cool 180K a year!

A losing candidate in the last elections get’s paid 400K a year!

And a religious scholar earns 550K a year (surely it must be somewhat sinful to gain so much from your religious credentials, hehe)!

Oh my, and all these while, I have been criticizing Badawi for being such a useless Prime Minister. Ok, Badawi, I’m writing a letter to www.warkahuntukpm.com.my to personally apologize to you.

Pak Lah, oh Pak Lah, if you’re reading this, I would like to formally apologize for my absolutely unfair criticism against you and your administration.

You sexy and handsome son of a gun!

If you were to offer me a job as your advisor, I will delete all my blog posts about you and replace them with messages singing your glory and greatness. It’s ok, I’ve already thought of a position I could fill in your advisory cabinet. I could be “Sanitation and Cleanliness” advisor, and you only need pay me RM100k a year, alright? You won’t have to know what I do as Sanitation and Cleanliness advisor. In fact, no one knows what your “Women and Social Development” advisor does anyway, so the less you know, the better it is for both of us.

If you so desire, I can also throw in my services as “Bodek Leg” and you only need to add on Rm10k a year for that. Throw in another RM10k and I will personally produce a more credible Photoshop of Najib and Altantuyaa eating together in Paris. That will teach Najib to covet your position as Supreme Ruler Of Malaysia.

Other services I offer:

Flame other blogs that criticize you (RM10k a year)
Launch Distributed Denial Of Service attacks on websites that criticize you (RM20k a year)
Train an army of attack dogs to attack any protesters or demonstrators that defy you. Training has already commenced. (RM15k a year)

Dear readers, what other services should I offer Badawi? I would appreciate if you not include sexual services, for I don’t do old men. I would so service Jeanne though. What a hottie!

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