More Reason To Move To Venezuela For The Petrol
July 14, 2008
When Malaysians were burdened with RM2.70/liter petrol, I wrote a Top 10 list on how to deal with this increase.
Here is my #10 recommendation, which proved extremely popular with the men:
10. Migrate to Venezuela
At RM0.16 a liter, what’s not to like? Hugo Chavez will welcome you with open arms. And Venezuela has produced 4 Miss Universes and 5 Miss Worlds, so your chances of hooking up with a really hot one is exponentially higher than in Malaysia (Zero Miss Universe, Zero Miss World). This is literally like what the Parliament guy says, “Kalau you tak suka negara ini, you boleh keluar!”. That would be good advice in such a time.
Well guys, if you were hesitating before, start packing your bags. The world welcomes another Venezuelan Miss Universe (#5!), Miss Dayana Mendoza.
If there’s one thing I love more than politics, it’s hot women. Let’s see how much it costs to fly to Caracas.
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6 Responses to “More Reason To Move To Venezuela For The Petrol”
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I don’t think there are any single women left in Malaysia. Even the less aesthetically pleasing ones have snagged themselves someone.
Now when is AirAsia going to fly to Caracas?
B.H.’s last blog post…#20 Hitz FM
July 14, 2008 at 4:21 pm
“If there’s one thing I love more than politics, it’s hot women.”
You’re not the only one. But then again, I want to help my nation.
NoktahHitam’s last blog post…What Birthday Means
July 14, 2008 at 11:01 pm
God bless Venezuela! Haha, I don’t mind to move there!
July 15, 2008 at 3:49 am
B.H.,
If AirAsia flies to Caracas, I would expect not to pay through my nose in fuel surcharges
Noktah,
You could help your nation by marrying a Venezuelan and beautifying the country’s gene pool.
rammysky,
Haha, book tickets la…but no direct flights from KL
July 15, 2008 at 11:00 am
time to call the migration agent hahaha!
zewt’s last blog post…From my heart
July 18, 2008 at 5:20 pm
[...] Oh, and by the way, I’m looking forward to the Miss Universe 2008 broadcast on TV tonight, for this reason alone. [...]
October 26, 2008 at 9:19 pm