Malaysians Say The Darndest Things!

Malaysia Will Never Produce This Type Of Hero

November 30, 2008

Because of the recent fatwa against yoga, the chances of Malaysia producing a world warrior like Dhalsim has been significantly diminished. With crime in Malaysia being as it is at the moment, it is important for our country to produce superheroes that can save the citizens from potential crime as our local cops are more intent on charging anti-ISA gatherings.

Although the fatwa has not been endorsed by the state religious authorities yet, I get the feeling that we will be deprived of a Malaysian who can do the following:

(Image sources: Here, Here, and Here)

It is unclear if the religious authorities will start issuing fatwas against bomohs due to the supernatural nature of the practices. Maybe there will be a fatwa against susuk berlian as well.

(Sorry for the fluff posts. I am really busy at work, and I am not able to articulate my thoughts very well on the latest going ons)

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